{"id":800,"date":"2023-11-01T11:19:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-01T18:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.realcall.ai\/?p=800"},"modified":"2023-11-15T19:19:42","modified_gmt":"2023-11-16T03:19:42","slug":"funny-voicemails-for-call-scammers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.realcall.ai\/blog\/funny-voicemails-for-call-scammers\/","title":{"rendered":"Can\u2019t-Miss Funny Voicemails for Call Scammers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Are you constantly annoyed by unstoppable scams or spam calls, robocalls, or telemarketing calls? Don\u2019t get annoyed first of first. There\u2019s a funny solution to them, actually. You can use some funny voicemail messages to prank them. Below are some funny voicemail templates you can directly use to fight against them right away.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"536\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.realcall.ai\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/funny-voicemails-for-scammers-800-1024x536.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-948\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.realcall.ai\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/funny-voicemails-for-scammers-800-1024x536.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.realcall.ai\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/funny-voicemails-for-scammers-800-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.realcall.ai\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/funny-voicemails-for-scammers-800-768x402.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.realcall.ai\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/funny-voicemails-for-scammers-800-850x445.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.realcall.ai\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/funny-voicemails-for-scammers-800.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<h4><strong>Annoy the Telemarketer with Murmuring<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Thank you for your call. This is an automated telephone answering machine message. The person you are trying to reach is not here at the sound of the beeping tone please speak clearly and leave your message. The person you are calling will get back to you as soon as the tone begins and then you will be free to record the other telephone message you care to record on telephone leave your name number measurements and body fat index so that the person you are calling can correctly ascertain your identity at the end of your message press 147205 and then hit the pound sign then star 321-7806. Prepare your sales for the tone which is about to begin presently. Once you have recorded your message. You may hang up the phone the beeping message tone will now sound immediately prepare to leave you a message in 10 987654321. Hello.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>COVID-19 and Monkeypox Error<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Due to the COVID-19 and monkey box outbreak. Your call cannot be connected. Please hang up and try your call again later. This message was issued by the White House of the United States of America. Hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello-hello.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>COVID19 Social Distancing Error<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;re sorry, but due to covid 19 social distancing requirements, your call cannot be completed at this time. Please hang up, wash your hands for at least 20 seconds, step back 6 feet, wear a face mask, and try your call again later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>Annoy the Caller<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Hello? \u2026 Yea \u2026 Uh huh \u2026 Yea \u2026 No, you stop yelling at me \u2026 Oh, you\u2019re yelling alright \u2026 you know what, I\u2019m hanging up \u2026 yes, I am \u2026 (Beep)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>Avoid You<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Hello, if you\u2019re hearing this, that means I\u2019m probably trying to avoid you, so don\u2019t leave a message and just hang up, \u2019cause nobody likes you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>F@CK OFF<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Hi if you\u2019re my parents I\u2019m at church! If you\u2019re my math teacher I\u2019ll give you my homework. If you\u2019re that scammer who stalks me F@CK OFF!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>Don\u2019t Feel Like Talking<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Hello, this is (a name here). If you are hearing this, I am probably here but just don\u2019t feel like talking to you because I know you\u2019re a scammer or telemarketer. Don\u2019t call me again unless you want to hear such a message again and again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>Pretending to be a Mental Hospital<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Hello and thank you for calling *** Mental Hospital. If you need to reach a patient, please press 1 and then say their name. If you are delusional, please have either you or your monkey press 2, and we will connect you to Mothership. If you have short-term memory loss and you don\u2019t know who we are or why you called, please press 3 and we will remind you. If you are dying\u2026 well that is not our problem, and we cannot do anything about it. If you want to sell us something\u2026 this number is no longer valid. Thank You for calling *** Mental Hospital and have a nice day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>Directly Refuse<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<ul type=\"1\"><li>[A name here] is not available to take your call as of right now. If you are family\/friends, press 1. If you are someone looking to give me a job, press 2. If you are one of the multiple out-of-area code numbers that constantly insist upon calling me, even though you should know by now, I\u2019m never going to answer, just press the end button.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Hello, this is [a fake name]. Unfortunately, I can\u2019t answer your phone right now because I know you\u2019re a call scammer, spammer, robocaller, or telemarketer. All in all, your call isn\u2019t wanted. Just hang up.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>Money, Money, Money<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Hi. This is [your name here].<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you are my parents, please send money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you are my financial aid institution, you didn\u2019t lend me enough money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you are my friends, you owe me money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you are a scam caller, don\u2019t expect to get my money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>End of the Universe<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Hello, you\u2019ve reached me at the End of the Universe. Please hang up immediately because the universe will explode soon. Now count down: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Explosion!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>Ask for Money<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and expiration date. I\u2019ll get back to you pending credit approval. Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only $0.95 per minute! Please leave your credit card number in the tone\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>Just Indicate What You Know<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Hey, I know who you are and what you\u2019re aiming at. Now that your call has been redirected here, it means it\u2019s been blocked by RealCall. This App works perfectly. I recommend it to you to stop all unwanted calls. Trust me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>Pretend to be Kidnapped<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Uh, hello, [a fake name] isn\u2019t here right now. He\/She\u2019s been kidnapped! So at the beep, leave ten thousand dollars in a brown paper bag to save him\/her. Or your call won\u2019t be received.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4><strong>Make a Mess<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>[Use whole family crowds\u2019 noise around as the background sound, including screaming babies and noisy pets and speak loudly] Hello, can you hear me? I\u2019m not available now. Don\u2019t hang up. Don\u2019t hang up. Leave your message and I\u2019ll reply. Can you hear me? Hello? Hello?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rating: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For more funny voicemail messages for call scammers, go to <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.realcall.ai\/\">RealCall Blog<\/a> and check out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you constantly annoyed by unstoppable scams or spam calls, robocalls, or telemarketing calls? 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